Our illustrious leader. He loves it loud! He'll give you outrageous vocals with lots of versitility. Craig isn't afraid to engage with the audience, (whether they like it or not) and he never misses a beat!
He's INCREDIBLY anal about the sound being perfect for you. About right isn't good enough.
Craig will always command an audience, so keep you eyes open for a kick ass performance!
The man, the myth, the legend... Mr Duncan Hedley. He strives to make the room rumble with his jazzy bass lines and loves the life of loud. Not only is he our front man's father, he's like the father of the band! (Also we couldn't do this without him... mainly because he's the only one with a van!)
Duncan shares similarities with small children, he gets transfixed by pretty, flashy lights. Fortunately, this makes our shows look spectacular. Even if we do have to force him get them out!
There's nobody we'd rather have in the rhythm section than Dunc as we just piss about, have a laugh and enjoy ourselves to the max!
The rhythmic power-house of the band with a massive personality to match! When sober, Kirk is the nicest, kindest, most shirtless and supportive person you could meet. He always has time to talk to anyone or even let them play his kit along with the band, quoting:
“I’m not bothered, they wont hit them as hard as I do!”
Kirk is an incredible drummer. Oddly, he can count beyond 4! He’s sarcastic and very quick with a quip. So come down and just glance to back where he sits. Even drummers need a little bit of love... not too much though.
Soloist, face melter, whale impersonator... ginger! John Guest! Gordon's Alive's latest arrival, he oozes energy! He knows how to play that guitar too!
When he's not firing off the worlds most innapropriate jokes, you can usually find John performing stand up for humpback whales stage left, propping up the bar waiting to run back in time for his solo or playing something so incredible the rest of us forget what we're doing. (Not actually a joke, its a real problem...)
A more down to earth and skillful lead guitarist, you couldnt hope to find. But for Christ's sake, dont let him try your drink... it'll come back empty!